Typo Watch

Before this gets edited down the memory hole, a little unintentional humor from MarketWatch this morning [emphasis added right where it belongs]:

U.S. stocks on Thursday headed to a higher open after early data shed a positive light on the labor market, offsetting recessionary worries.

"The economic news was encouraging, and foreign markets were up in Europe and Asia; on the negative side, oil has pooped up, and gold is also up again. It ain't an easy world, to say the least," [A.G. Edwards chief market strategist Al] Goldman said.