Fun With Headlines

From the hope springs eternal file, a few headlines in today's "Before the Bell" missive from Reuters:

• "Oil firms above $60 on U.S. refinery fires, Nigeria"
• "Japan GDP sinks at record pace"
• "Deere quarterly net falls 38 percent"
• "Toll Brothers' homebuilding revenue dives 51 percent"
• "Hewlett-Packard outlook disappoints"

and...

• "Stock futures point to higher open on economic optimism"